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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

boyzwhat:

lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

æ♥

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

fuzzykitty01:

yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

seriously-im-gay:

ya-big-ham-ya:

Teen Wolf Guys

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

boyzwhat:

æ♥

md-williamson:

actual hot things to say during sex

  • yo bitch with tentacles, you’ve got a message
  • you should put it in a hole
  • in Europe we call it ‘inconvenient fight’!
  • i’m gonna wear you like a finger puppet
  • I’M STILL IN THE AIR
  • ALL HAIL
  • ACK GAH GAH
  • occupy the meat
  • warning: chocking hazard
  • TAKING IT FROM BEHIND
  • thank you, sir

darklittlefaun:

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.