I ate so much pizza today and now I’m having chest pains so if I don’t wake up tomorrow just know I have no regrets. Night losers.

thinjuring replied to your post: thinjuring replied to your post “I was…

You have to be straightforward with even your friends. Tell him to stfu if he’s a rude idiot

Yeah your right. I’ll call him out on it next time. He gets butthurt real easily though. So it should be interesting what ever ends up happening. Telling him he’s wrong or out of line is like talking to a wall. 

Survey #84 : Bold What’s True


you are in college
you are female 
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life 
you are short (under 5’4)
you text a lot 
you are single, but like someone
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom 
you don’t have a job 
you have a horrible fear of bees
you have quite a few guilty pleasures
you don’t have many scars 
you stay up late 
you dye your hair
you enjoy iced coffee 
you drink occasionally
you like to shop 
your grades are fairly good 
you are lazy
you prefer facebook to myspace 
you are paranoid
you have a dog
you would consider going to law school 
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind
you are somewhat superstitious 
your first name is short (4 letters or less) 
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic 
you watch a lot of television 
you also read a lot 
you get nervous easily
you have blue eyes 
you are disorganized
you feel that you are friendly 
you donate time or money to charitable organizations 
you don’t hear very well 
you are pale
you have a tumblr 
people ask for your advice 
you also ask for advice a lot 
you like sushi 
you’ve been out of the country 
you have a food allergy 
you sleep with a stuffed animal 
summer is your favorite season 
your birthday is in the spring
your parents are divorced 
you have moved multiple times
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor 
you carry a purse
you think a lot 
you meditate (sometimes)
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone 
you like parties 
something on your body hurts right now
you have a sensitive nose 
you often have strange dreams 
you are a bit on the hyper side

thinjuring replied to your post “I was kind of offended when my friend told me “you just hate it…”

It sounds like they’re more anti tumblr and the personalities people tend to have here

Yeah doesn’t that mean he’s against me in a way?? Maybe tumblr has influenced me in ways to have different opinions, no screw that Tumblr has done that. It opened my eyes more and taught me to examine things more rather than accepting them at face value.  But so what?? I always feel like, he (my friend) bashes things i like or my opinions because he doesn’t agree with them. If he can’t handle that, then me and him have a problem. 

I was kind of offended when my friend told me “you just hate it because tumblr does” like wow, I didn’t know I wasn’t capable of independent thoughts and opinions. Sorry I don’t like everything you do. I’m sorry you have to blame a website over it. My point being is this isn’t the first time this has happened. “You don’t like it because this/them” No how about I don’t like it because. ME MYSELF AND I doesn’t like it.


when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it



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please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.





this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.



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y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck