anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.
actual hot things to say during sex
- yo bitch with tentacles, you’ve got a message
- you should put it in a hole
- in Europe we call it ‘inconvenient fight’!
- i’m gonna wear you like a finger puppet
- I’M STILL IN THE AIR
- ALL HAIL
- ACK GAH GAH
- occupy the meat
- warning: chocking hazard
- TAKING IT FROM BEHIND
- thank you, sir
I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.